According neighbors, at around 10:30 PM last night, a large silver disc descended from the sky and landed in the Gospel Light Bible Baptist church parking lot. One witness, who refused to give her name, claimed the sphere had 4 colored lights on the underside of the craft which lit the parking lot with otherworldly glow.
Before police could arrive at the scene, at approximately 10:35 PM, Pastor Vince Giardino was seen arriving in his vehicle at the eastern entrance of the church building. The witness, who would only give his first name, Buster, claims to have seen the pastor enter the church at the east entrance and minutes later, exit the building through the main west door. He was said to be waving a long pole back and forth with what looked like a highway lamp on the end. It appeared to the small crowd across the street as though the pastor was trying to scare away the vehicle.
Reports differ widely as to what happened next. However, if anyone sees Pastor Vince Giardino today, please call the church immediately at 352-4964. A search is currently being conducted in the area.