Rumor Mill, Part I – A local preacher’s young daughter noticed that her father always bowed his head in prayer before starting his sermon. One day, she asked him why. “Well, Honey,” he began, “I’m asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon.” “How come He doesn’t answer it?” she asked.
Rumor Mill, Part II – Quite recently at Sunday School, the teacher had described how Lot’s wife looked back and was turned into a pillar of salt. One child spoke up, saying, “My Mommy looked back once while she was driving, and she turned into a telephone pole!”
Rumor Mill, Part III – The same Sunday school teacher happen to ask the class, “Do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark ?” ”No”, a thoughtful child replied. “How could he with just two worms?”